After my MA studies, the days of facing exams, tests and quizzes were well behind me, but I never submitted something like this to my teachers or lecturers (ever) ^^; Plus, if I do, I believe my school are going to call up my parents and I'll be a legend in my school XD
See for yourself (might be quite vulgar for some) XD
However, it seems that the lecturer who marked the paper managed to find a bit humor out of it ^^;
Do you dare to submit your exam paper with answers like this one?